A "Discreet" Relationship

So, I met this really cute older Asian man named Samuel online. Keep in mind that HE contacted me (because I'm so darned sexy and cute). He's a retired physician, not really the age group I like (he's my age, ha-ha!), but he was kinda cute.

Cute, until he sent the third e-mail that stated: "I really like you. You are the only black woman that's ever responded to me. Let's get together and have a "discreet" relationship". When I read that, the eyebrows went up and the mouth curled down! WTF, I thought, does he mean about a "discreet" relationship? He said he was widowed, so is there a girlfriend that he wants to "creep" on? A boyfriend? Silly ol' me didn't think, right away, that he'd dare imply that my ebony complexion was the source of his angst. After all, there my picture was in all it's African glory, my dark brown face staring out from his screen and he still e-mailed me. So, when I finally respond, he says some ish like that? Now, wait a damned minute, let's straighten this crooked crap out!

I got a message from a cowboy in Missouri, Wyoming some place like that (who cares?) when an IM pops up from Samuel that I accept. He starts off by asking if I remember him. Of course, I respond, I just read your message two days ago. Hell I ain't senile!

Well, he types, why haven't you answered my question about us getting together? Oh, I type back, you mean about the clandestine meeting under the cover of darkness that you identify as "discreet"? Well, he responds, we must be discreet because we are: (drum roll...) different races. Oh no, this mofo didn't, I thought!

I began typing so fast I had a typo every other word! lol I told him that I, as an independent, mature woman of color had dated lots of men of other races. ANY man that wanted the pleasure of my company had to be proud to be seen with me anytime, anyplace and if not, he could kiss my black ass! He typed back: "ok, bye". Damn, what was he smokin'?

The unmitigated gall of that fuckin' retard reject! Are men really that damned stupid? Go to an escort service fool if you just want a piece of "discreet" black ass! I ain't nobody's "booty call" and I sure didn't put that on my profile under "My Hobbies and Interests"! Boy, that's why I don't like older men. This fool contacted the wrong sista and I see why no black women answered him. I would have to be the only one and get my feathers ruffeled. All I can say is that I'm glad he wasn't saying that nonsense on the phone or else I would have gone totally postal on his short, retired ass! "Sapphire" would have busted out because she's my alter ego just for pond scum like him!

I reiterate, that's why I like men younger than me. All these old fools with old hang ups! Always want to do things undercover. They know they like black booty but if they're so afraid of what someone else will think, suffer without!